I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell
I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up
YES. I FOUND THE THING, IF ANYONE DOESN’T HAVE MONEY FOR COLLEGE TEXT BOOKS LIKE ME, THEN GO HERE OKAY?
remember when they said “we’ll see you next week” on spin the harry and they never came back……track #13 little white lies
*at the zerrie wedding*
officiant: Zain Javadd Malik do you take Penelope Louise Edwards as your wife
zayn: no lmao
entire malik squad:
i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”
me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*
me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter
what about gio volpe
I love the true viners
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.